Reasons why your dog’s haircut costs more than yours

1. Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a bath.
2. Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a manicure and pedicure.
3. You don’t try to bite or scratch your hairdresser   (I hope not anyway).
4. You don’t wiggle, spin or try to jump out of the hairdresser’s chair.
5. Your hairdresser only cuts the top of your head, not your whole body
6. You don’t try to hump the hairdresser
7. Your hairdresser doesn’t wipe boogies from your eyes
8. Your hairdresser doesn’t pluck and clean your ears
9. Your hairdresser doesn’t squeeze your anal glands
10. You don’t poop or pee while you are getting your hair cut
11. Your hairdresser does not remove fleas or ticks
12. You don’t go 6 weeks (or more) without brushing or washing your hair
13. Your hairdresser doesn’t brush your teeth
14. You don’t try to bite the clippers. scissors, brush, nail clippers or dryer
15. It doesn’t take 3 people to trim your nails
16. Your hairdresser doesn’t have to de-matt your hair
17. Your hairdresser would never wash your butt
18. Your hair dresser doesn’t give you a “sanitary trim”
19. Drying your hair doesn’t blow hair all around that gets on everything.
20. You don’t howl or bark while having all this done!